Mattress Love
Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love.
When I'm older, I'm going to be the kick ass grandma with the best stories on the block.
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Single-Topic Tumblr of the Day: Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses.
In a word: Goddammitwhydidn’tithinkofthatit’smagnificent.
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Single-Topic Tumblr of the Day: Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses.
In a word: Goddammitwhydidn’tithinkofthatit’smagnificent.
[topherchris.]
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![Fucking amazing.
thedailywhat:
ICWUDT of the Day: Fun Fact: Harper Lee is still alive.
[shoppingforpuns.]](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsadazqBeN1r0v0pso1_500.jpg)
Fucking amazing.
ICWUDT of the Day: Fun Fact: Harper Lee is still alive.
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Late Links:
Pot smoking surpasses tobacco use among teens for first time since 1981.
USPS mail carrier delivers his own package to woman.
Lingerie Wednesday: Brooklyn Decker.
Cleavage Wednesday: Angelina Jolie, Kristin Cavallari, and Carmen Electra.
Pretty In Print: Natalie Portman in Vogue; The 2011 FHM Calendar.
Get To Know A Hottie: April Cheryse.
International Beauty of the Day: Lonneke Engel.
Filmdrunk: Topher Grace Stars in ‘Not Adventureland.’
Extra: Tron Trivia and Quotes.
TSJ: Stupid Advice: How to Become a Male Porn Star.
Frisky: Girl Talk: I’ve Never Masturbated.
Holy Taco: 11 Disturbing ‘Sims’ Videos That People Actually Made.
Manofest: The 10 Hottest Victoria’s Secret Christmas Commercials.
Late List: The 50 Hottest Magazine Photo Shoots of 2010.
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Late Links:
- Pot smoking surpasses tobacco use among teens for first time since 1981.
- USPS mail carrier delivers his own package to woman.
- Lingerie Wednesday: Brooklyn Decker.
- Cleavage Wednesday: Angelina Jolie, Kristin Cavallari, and Carmen Electra.
- Pretty In Print: Natalie Portman in Vogue; The 2011 FHM Calendar.
- Get To Know A Hottie: April Cheryse.
- International Beauty of the Day: Lonneke Engel.
- Filmdrunk: Topher Grace Stars in ‘Not Adventureland.’
- Extra: Tron Trivia and Quotes.
- TSJ: Stupid Advice: How to Become a Male Porn Star.
- Frisky: Girl Talk: I’ve Never Masturbated.
- Holy Taco: 11 Disturbing ‘Sims’ Videos That People Actually Made.
- Manofest: The 10 Hottest Victoria’s Secret Christmas Commercials.
- Late List: The 50 Hottest Magazine Photo Shoots of 2010.
[image: reddit.]
(Source: thedailywhat)
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HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY JESUS!
Merry Malfunction of the Day: (Possible) programming error causes singing Christmas Elmo stocking to wish Jesus a happy birthday.
[thanks neil!]
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![whoa. that’s some crazy shit.
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Cannot Be Unseen of the Day: Poke.
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whoa. that’s some crazy shit.
Cannot Be Unseen of the Day: Poke.
[strikegently. (nsfw)]
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It’s Caturday!
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It’s weird how last night I was screaming and yelling at my mother on the streets of monterey with everyone looking at me like I was some crazy lady and tonight I walk into the house and she says welcome back! And then hugs me and hands me a plate of ribs and chicken. WTF?
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LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
Name: Sara
Birth Date: 11/21/1992
Current Location: California
Hair Color: Chestnut Brown
Righty/Lefty: RightyLAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
Your fear: Big Dark Scary Houses
Your dream of the perfect date: Lying in bed all day with that special person.
Goals you’d like to achieve: Be happy and live every day with oomph.LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
Your thoughts first waking up: Shower, you are wayyyy too far away.
Your best physical feature: High Cheekbones :D
Your bed time: Fuck bedtime
Your most missed memory: Band ReviewsLAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald’s or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ahhhhh…. coffee
LAYER 5: DO YOU.
Smoke: Never
Cuss: All of the Fucking tome
Take showers: Everyday because I have white girl hair
Have a crush: Still do, and always will.
Like(d) school: The end kinda ruined it for me
Believe in yourself: Music is my motivation
Believe what goes around comes around: Definitely
Believe everything happens for a reason: Always does
Think you’re a health freak: Hah.
LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
Gone to the mall: Yes
Been on stage: Yes
Eaten sushi: No- I miss you Sushi
Been hurt: Yes- damn CD Player
Dyed your hair: Nope
LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
Played a stripping game: No
Kissed the same sex: No
Got beaten up: No
Changed who you were to fit in: Yes
LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
Age you’re hoping to be married by: 26-30
Number of kids you’re planning on having: Dos
LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.
Best eye color: Green
hair color: Dark hair
short or long hair: Fluffy hair that’s in the middle
Fat or fit: Not as skinny as me. That’s gross.
Looks or personality: Personality
Fun or serious: Both
LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
1 MINUTE AGO: This
1 HOUR AGO: Sleeping
1 WEEK AGO: Healthy Lunch- Diversity Day with Bracelet Making
1 YEAR AGO: Working on our Poem Anthologies at 2am
LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I FEEL: Sore
I HATE: Pimples
I HIDE: How messy I can be
I NEED: A laptop
I LOVE: that person -
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kaybefresh: passionformusic: hayleymaine: heeaatthheer: alcoholicveins: (via sundressinfebruary)
THIS BE HELLA PLAID, BUH.
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