Mattress Love

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love.

When I'm older, I'm going to be the kick ass grandma with the best stories on the block.

Video reblogged from The Daily What

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY JESUS!

thedailywhat:

Merry Malfunction of the Day: (Possible) programming error causes singing Christmas Elmo stocking to wish Jesus a happy birthday.

[thanks neil!]

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  well this is unfortunate…
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  HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY JESUS! thedailywhat:
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  Technically it is Jesus’ birthday :)
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  I thought he was wishing U2
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  well duh he is wishing...it’s what Christmas is all about. i want one.
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  It isn’t a malfunction.
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Mattress Love

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine You've been saving for his mattress, love. When I'm older, I'm going to be the kick ass grandma with the best stories on the block.

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love.

When I'm older, I'm going to be the kick ass grandma with the best stories on the block.